The First Championship Match

The rules had been drafted. Mattresses had been acquired. The prototype had worked. It was time to put Punk Rock Pillow Fight to the test. I assembled the best pillow fighters around and organized a truly multi-gender tournament; this was the final battle. Jimbo and Nada had never met each other until they were brought together by fate and the desire to dominate their foe. Nada employed the poplar bounce and dodge technique, while Jimbo introduced the steady sure-footed swing method. It was a battle for the ages. Watching Nada's hair get knocked out of it's bun was the first indicator that there should be a women’s division instead of mixing them in with the men.