Four Sides Of Fear

This feud began at P.R.P.F. I, when Tyler “The Golden Axe” unceremoniously knocked me down and out with one swing of the pillow. It was bad enough to endure such shame, but he made it worse by bragging about it nonstop for months. I decided to challenge him to the dreaded Four Sides of Fear, a match the pits the combatants against the audience as well as themselves. Four audience members were armed with pillows and given the instruction the whack either pillow fighter if they got to close to the edge. You will see that it didn’t work out to well for me, as I get blind sided by a pillow to the face. For a brief time after that blow to the head I was able the smell colors and taste sound. It became the first sign of my ensuing brain failure.